They both know a man in trouble when they see one
They're both willing to listen when he talks
Anger and depression
Tearful confessions
Jesus and bartenders hear it all

Verse:
They hear things that men don't tell their wives
Sinful secrets whiskey brings to light
One man offers comfort from the cross
The other only comfort on the rocks

Chorus

And if you're at the end of your rope
Either one will serve you, don't you know