The only things on my list this year
Are cocaine and a bottle of Everclear
Let’s get drunk under the mistletoe
Take a shot and we can see where this goes

Got my arm wrapped up in a shiny pink bow
If you want me baby then you gotta let a girl know
I can be what you like
Naked and covered in Christmas lights

Word on the street
Is that I’d taste sweet
Like candy canes
I can make you
Go insane
Love it when you
Say my name
Yeah

I want you inside of me, underneath
The Christmas tree
I can make you
Go insane
Love it when you
Say my name

I could be your snow angel
Yeah, yeah
I could be your snow angel
Yeah, yeah
I could be your snow angel
Yeah, yeah
I could be your snow angel
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh
Be your snow angel

I got a lot of things on my list
None of them sound as good as this
You and me under the tree
With a bottle of
We can make out in the snow
Taking off each others clothes
Candy cane up in my ass
I just wanna make this

Last Christmas
I gave you this dick (haha)
Santa watching from above he’s got a video of it
But this year just to make it clear
I'm keeping my chimney covered

I could be your snow angel
Yeah, yeah
I could be your snow angel
Yeah, yeah
I could be your snow angel
Yeah, yeah
I could be your snow angel
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh
Let me be your snow angel

Yeah, yeah
I wanna be your snow angel
Yeah, yeah
Let me be your snow angel