I've got your picture of me and you,
You wrote, "I love you." I love you too.
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do.
Oh it's in colour, your hair is brown,
Your eyes are hazel and soft as clouds.
I often kiss you when there's no one else around.

I've got your picture, I've got your picture,
I'd like a million of you over myself.
I want the doctor to take your picture,
So I can look at you from inside as well.
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round.

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese,
I really think so.
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese,
I really think so.
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese,
I really think so.
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese,
I really think so.

I've got your picture, I've got your picture,
I'd like a million of them over myself.
I want the doctor to take your picture,
So I can look at you from inside as well.
You've got me turning up and turning down
and turning in and turning 'round.

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese,
I really think so.
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese,
I really think so.
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese,
I really think so.
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese,
I really think so.

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women,
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark.
Everyone around me is a total stranger,
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone ranger,
Everyone.

Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese,
I really think so.
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese,
I really think so.
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese,
I really think so.
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese,
I really think so.

Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese,
I really think so.
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese,
I really think so.
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese,
I really think so.
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese,
I really think so.