I've got Jesus in my faxmachine
I saw Ho-Chi Minh down at Burger King
I dated Elvis as a drag queen
and I still don't understand a fucking thing

I heard the voice of Buddha from the kitchen sink
he said "burn thine PC as an offering"
I've been diagnosed as the missing link
but I still don't understand a fucking thing

fill the hole in my head with static
pump away, away
love's a semi-automatic
God's hooked up on life support
shoot me up
inject
abort

the side effects are half the fun

fill the hole in my head with static
pump away, away
love's a semi-automatic
God's hooked up on life support
shoot me up
eject
delete

the side effects are half the fun
the side effects are half the fun
the side effects are half the fun
the side effects are half the fun