The other night me and my girl went bowling
The other night me and my girl went bowling
Went to a place called joes that's where everybody goes

When we walked in she turned every face in the place
When we walked in she turned every face in the place
A cool number jumped up and made a play for my girl
I said come on boy

I said don't mess with me cos I got a cast iron arm
I said don't mess with me cos I got a cast iron arm
Oh when you you mess with me that only rings my alarm

Well the music was a-rockin and the place was a-jumpin with jive
Well the music was a-rockin and the place was a-jumpin with jive
Well the same cool number made the same wrong move
I hit him in the head

I said don't mess with me cos I got a cast iron arm
I said don't mess with me cos I got a cast iron arm
Oh when you you mess with me that only rings my alarm

I said don't mess with me cos I got a cast iron arm
I said don't mess with me cos I got a cast iron arm
Oh when you you mess with me that only rings my alarm