Sitting in a hotel lobby with a magazine
Hoping that she don't come rob me of curiosities
And I'm hoping that she'll just come, hoping that she'll just come clean
Oh, well, I'm sitting in a hotel lobby, reading magazines

What part of you's not sure enough?
What part of me's not measuring up?
What makes yourself so sure about us?
Oh, oh, monogamy

Sitting in a hotel bar, observing from afar
Yeah, I'm watching this woman flirt while her boyfriend gets the car
And I'm watching all the boys try one by one die hard
Oh, well, I'm watching this woman work while her boyfriend steals her car

What part of him's so dangerous?
What part of her says: He is enough?
What makes a love work based on trust?
Oh, oh, monogamy

I've been so wrong
Falling apart
Life could be long
If you just realize that love is an art
I'm watching all the boys fall, one by one come clean
While I'm standing in the hotel lobby with an empty magazine

Some things were meant to be
It's high time I finally see
There's one me for you and there's one you for me
Oh, oh, monogamy