Step aside for the man
Better watch him ‘fore you go down town
At the sign slip inside
Take a number, wait in line
Better speed it up
Down Lost and Found
Make it nice and fine all the time

Coz Im a real nice guy
And Im free as hell
To be a porn-toned faggot
Dressing really really well
In my big black boots
n my denim Daisy Dukes
I got my bleached blond hair
And my leather underwear
You know Im fine
Coz I work it all the time

Be real good while you can
If you´re nasty you will get burned down
Take a ride with the tide
There´s an ocean deep inside
Better learn to swim the backstroke freestyle
Make it feel good all the while

Coz Im a real nice guy
And Im free as hell
To be a porn-toned faggot
Dressing really really well
In my big black boots
n my denim Daisy Dukes
I got my bleached blond hair
And my leather underwear
You know Im fine
Coz I work it all the time

Coz Im a real nice guy
And Im free as hell
To be a porn-toned faggot
Dressing really really well
In my big black boots
n my denim Daisy Dukes
I got my bleached blond hair
And my leather underwear
You know Im fine
Coz I work it all the time