Would you like my doppelganger?
We look just the same
But i am completely normal
And she is completely insane

Would you like my doppelganger?
She looks just like me
And you won't know which one of us
Is knocking at the door
If you invite me round to tea
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
He, he, he, he, he

Would you like my doppelganger?
We look just the same
But she's always doing terrible things
And i always get the blame

Would you like my doppelganger?
We do whatever we like
'cause we can be in two places at once
So we've always got an alibi
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
He, he, he, he, he

People don't believe us
They think that we're insane
They think that we're just identical twins
But we've got identical names

Please to meet my doppelganger
There's more than just a similarity
And you don't know what might happen to you
If you come home with me

Would you like to meet my doppelganger?
We look just the same
But she's completely normal
And i am completely insane
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
He, he, he, he, he
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
He, he, he, he, he
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
He, he, he, he, he
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho