When I go to bed I like to watch TV
The horror channel, I like to see
I fall asleep before they reach their doom
And the monsters stay alive inside my room

Creepy crawlies crawling 'round my creepy house
Dance 'round my bedroom when we are a sleepy house
Ghouls and ghosts and the walking dead
Dancing circles around my bed
Incubus succubus, aliens too
Headless horseman, the wandering Jew
Werewolf creatures howling at the Moon
Three witches to curse my mummy's tomb

At daylight under the bed they creep
There's a coffin in the bathroom where Dracula sleeps
We've built a stagnant pond in the dining room
To accommodate the creature from the black lagoon

Creepy crawlies crawling 'round my creepy house
Dance 'round my bedroom when we are a sleepy house
Ghouls and ghosts and the walking dead
Dancing circles around my bed
Incubus succubus, aliens too
Headless horseman, the wandering Jew
Werewolf creatures howling at the Moon
Three witches to curse my mummy's tomb

The bible bashers came to town
And knocked upon our door
A giant triffid ate their child
They don't come here no more

In the living room we've built a little ball
Where we drink fresh blood and strum guitars
The zombies give music and singing lessons
Frankenstein's monster gives tap dancing lessons

Creepy crawlies crawling 'round my creepy house
Dance 'round my bedroom when we are a sleepy house
Ghouls and ghosts and the walking dead
Dancing circles around my bed
Incubus succubus, aliens too
Headless horseman, the wandering Jew
Werewolf creatures howling at the Moon
Three witches to curse my mummy's tomb

Creepy crawlies crawling 'round my creepy house
Dance 'round my bedroom when we are a sleepy house
Ghouls and ghosts and the walking dead
Dancing circles around my bed
Incubus succubus, aliens too
Headless horseman, the wandering Jew
Werewolf creatures howling at the Moon
Three witches to curse my mummy's tomb