A Tuesday night in N19
I'd like to think it's a bit of a scene
Steve Coogan and his lady friend
Are thinking about a kiss
There's revue songs on Friday night
But we're giving them a miss

Drinking in the Black Horse
Prince is on the jukebox
Pete Paphides in's the corner
4 degrees and getting warmer

Across the road from Winnington Park
Taylor Parkes in a bit of a nark
Will Georgie Graham's Arsenal
Be champions again?
Is Michael Jackson's 'Dangerous'
As bad as people say?

Drinking in the Black Horse
Prince is on the jukebox
Simon Price is in the corner
4 degrees and getting warmer