I'm too smurfy for my love
Too smurfy for my love
Love's going to leave

I'm too smurfy for my shirt
Too smurfy for my shirt
So smurfy it hurts
(Quick "and") I'm too smurfy for milan
New york and japan

I'm too smurfy for your body
Too smurfy for your body
The way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model, ya know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk
On the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too smurfy for my car
Too smurfy for my car
Too smurfy by far
(Quick "and")I'm too smurfy for my hat
Too smurfy for my hat
What ya think about that

I'm a model, ya know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk
On the catwalk yeah
I I shake my little tush on the catwalk

Too smurfy for my
Too smurfy for my
Too smurfy for my

I'm a model, ya know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk

I'm too smurfy for my cat
Too smurfy for my cat
Poor pussy
Poor pussy cat
I'm too smurfy for my love
Too smurfy for my love
Loves going to leave me