Drinking with the boys at Le Club des Fools,
Got my silly hat on 'cos it's in the rules,
I gotta be a big hit here tonight
Whatever I say gotta come out right

We're all pretty elite at Le Club des Fools
Got a house and a car and a swimming pool,
Ain't too worried 'bout the other guy,
Whatever his problem - we're alright.

Chorus:
Le Club des Fools,
No need to run,
'Cos we make all the rules.

Don't have to prove a thing at Le Club des Fools,
Just stand around and look real cool,
But shit, it ain't so damn funny,
When they come around collecting money,
For the hitman's annual charity ball.