Well, legal age life at variety store,
Dealing in dope by the Exit door.
Waiting to work like a worm at the core.
Standing so long in the snow I'm sore.
I'm the king I am therefore
What kind of a fool am I?

Well, legal age life at variety store,
These are the things that make me roar:
Disco sux and so does war,
The meek shall inherit the Earth no more.
I'm the king I am therefore
What kind of a fool am I?

And each time I wake up I try to speak.
Well, I felt a cold river of tears upon my cheek.
And each time I wake up I feel so weak.
Dumbfounded.

Ah, legal age life at variety store,
Sticking my head through the passenger door.