A HOMELESS MAN
Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are ringing
Somewhere else!
Not here

ANGEL
You okay honey?

COLLINS
I'm afraid so

ANGEL
They get any money?

COLLINS
No
Had none to get --
But they purloined my coat --
Well you missed a sleeve! -- Thanks

ANGEL
Hell, it's Christmas Eve
I'm Angel

COLLINS
Angel..? Indeed
An angel of the first degree
Friends call me Collins -- Tom Collins
Nice tree ...

ANGEL
Let's get a band-aid for your knee
I'll change
There's a "Life Support" meeting at nine-thirty
Yes --
This body provides a comfortable home
For the Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome

COLLINS
As does mine

ANGEL
We'll get along fine
Get you a coat, have a bite
Make a night -- I'm flush

COLLINS
My friends are waiting --

ANGEL
You're cute when you blush
The more the merri -- ho ho ho
And I do not take no