(Danny)
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh...This a test of The Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test. If this had been a real emergency, you'd probably be sittin' around like a fuckin' idiot; high outta your fuckin' mind and trippin' on the fuckin' wallpaper. Wow, look at it drip, look at it drip. Is Hogan's Heroes comin' on? What the fuck? You high son of a fuck! What the fuck's wrong with you? The tornado's comin'! It'll smash your face and rip your kidneys out, you cock! We now return you to your regularly scheduled program, still in progress.