I am a patient
Who is impatient for change, yeah
I am a doctor
One who is doctored but the same

Oh I am a mister
who is a mystery to most
So tell me what you see
You look like you've seen a ghost

Lie on my bench tell me all of your problems
Get right down to the root of it all
I am your friend you can trust me always
Not at all, not at all

A. S. P. I. R. I.
N. A. S. P. I. R.
I. N. A. S. P. I.
R. I. N. A. S. P.
I. R. it's N!
A. S. P. I. R. I.
N. A. S. P. I. R.
I. N. A. S. P. I.
R. I. N. A. S. P.
I. R. it's N!

I am a listener
Who isn't listening in the sea
Like a ship in the harbour
Harbouring listless fantasies

And in the morn when you wake up
Hurry up now don't be late
Some kind of reason to change your mind
Some kind of reason to celebrate

Lie on my bench tell me all of your problems
Get right down to the root of it all
I am your friend you can trust me always
Not at all, not at all

A. S. P. I. R. I.
N. A. S. P. I. R.
I. N. A. S. P. I.
R. I. N. A. S. P.
I. R. it's N!
A. S. P. I. R. I.
N. A. S. P. I. R.
I. N. A. S. P. I.
R. I. N. A. S. P.
I. R. it's N!

Your answer is aspirin for cancer
Your answer is aspirin
Your answer is aspirin for cancer
When you wake up in the morning,
Well take some aspirin

Aspirin
Aspirin
Aspirin
I know, Aspirin, aspirin, aspirin, aspirin
Ah-ah-ah