Oh, good God in Heaven Almighty
Heavens to Murgatroyd!
We've got a cataclysmic situation developing
Someone get down here now

Come on, come on, baby, let me show you what I'm talking about
You try to be a lady, but you're walking like a sauerkraut
Looka, looka like-a, like-a like you wanna get some
If you never tell a lie, then you never have to play dumb

Dirty baby, time, you're gonna take some
Pretty baby, love, you're gonna make some
Little lady, hearts, you're gonna break some
Kinda shady, tears, you're gonna fake some
Dirty baby, gotta situation
Pretty baby, open invitation
Little lady, what a reputation
Kinda shady, now you gonna make again

I know you can straddle the atmosphere
A tiny storm in your teacup, girl
I know you can battle the masses dear
A tiny storm in your teacup, girl

Oh, no, oh, no, it's getting worse, worse by the minute
We're down here at Divison and 5th street
Someone send for back up right now

Every other day you say you're gonna have to bury 'em
Famous last words from the fuckin' Laserium
Descendants had a record sayin' somethin' bout Milo
You can take the A-train, but you're gonna have to lie low

I know you can straddle the atmosphere
A tiny storm in your teacup, girl
I know you can battle the masses dear
A tiny storm in your teacup, girl

Dirty baby, time, you're gonna take some
Pretty baby, love, you're gonna make some
Little lady, hearts, you're gonna break some
Kinda shady, tears, you're gonna fake some
Dirty baby, gotta situation
Pretty baby, open invitation
Little lady, what a reputation
Kinda shady, how you gonna make again

I know you can straddle the atmosphere
A tiny storm in your teacup, girl
I know we may never get out of here
A tiny storm in your teacup, girl