You say you're hard
you're soft as lard
You think you're a man
Soft as flan!
You think you're tough
You're a mountain of fluff
You'll walk about
With the ruler out

So...

You'd better
You'd better
You'd better GET THE RULER OUT!

You'd better
You'd better
You'd better GET THE RULER OUT!

You'd better
You'd better
You'd better GET THE RULER OUT!

You'd better
You'd better
You'd better GET THE RULER OUT!!!

you say you're hard
you're soft as lard
You think you're a man
Soft as flan!
You think you're tough
You're a mountain of fluff
You talk about
Getting the ruler out

So...

You'd better
You'd better
You'd better GET THE RULER OUT!

You'd better
You'd better
You'd better GET THE RULER OUT!

You'd better
You'd better
You'd better GET THE RULER OUT!

You'd better
You'd better
You'd better GET THE RULER OUT!!!