[Les Claypool]
I'm going down to South Park
I'm gonna have myself a time

[Stan and Kyle]
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation

[Les Claypool]
Going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind

[Cartman]
Ample parking day or night
People shouting: Howdy neighbor

[Les Claypool]
Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind

[Kenny]
I like girls with big, fat titties
I like girls with deep vaginas

[Les Claypool]
Come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine