Look at that there fool talkin' lots of shine
To turkeys in the rain filling heads with brine
A fancy little fool with fancy little ways
Churning bullshit into butter 'cause butter always pays

But who's the bigger fool?
Is it the fool?
Is it the fool who follows the fool?
Is it the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool?
Or the fool who follows the fool who follows
The fool who follows the fool who follows
The fool who follows the fool who follows
The fool who follows?

Look at that there fool playing dirty tricks
He must be made of teflon 'cause nothing ever sticks
Dancing 'round the room while farting in the breeze
Friends huff it down like it's American cheese

So who's the bigger fool?
Is it the fool?
Is it the fool who follows the fool?
Is it the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool
Or the fool who follows the fool who follows
The fool who follows the fool who follows
The fool who follows the fool who follows
The fool who follows?

Look at that there fool still talkin' shine
If he don't get his way, he'll bitch and piss and whine
He can't complete a sentence, can barely complete a thought
A mouth so full of lies, you'd think his tongue would surely rot

But who's the bigger fool?
Is it the fool?
Is it the fool who follows the fool?
Is it the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool?
Or the fool who follows the fool who follows
The fool who follows the fool who follows
The fool who follows the fool who follows
The fool who follows?

The fool who follows the fool who follows
The fool who follows the fool who follows
The fool who follows the fool who follows
The fool who follows the fool