I like myself again, I finally found a friend
His name's Nobody and he loves me
I found him on the web, the world wide internet
And on the day we met, I felt lovely
I hope you never try to leave me

'Cause I want you under my thumb
I'm just a girl and I want to have fun
So don't make me hate you, I won't hesitate to
Spit you out like old chewing gum
I love chewing gum

My life feels like a dream now that he's on my team
I melt like ice cream when he loves me
He calls me Poppy Seed and treats me like a queen
He's everything I need, so I tell him
I know you'll never try to leave me

'Cause I've got you under my thumb
I'm just a girl and I want to have fun
So don't make me hate you, I won't hesitate to
Spit you out like old chewing gum
I love chewing gum

Am I just insecure?
Are we being immature?
Who knows for sure? (Who knows for sure?)
At least I got my boy here to tell him that

I've got you under my thumb
I'm just a girl and I want to have fun
So don't make me hate you, I won't hesitate to
Spit you out like old chewing gum
I love chewing gum, I love chewing gum