So ya thought ya might like to
Go to the show
To feel the warm thrill of confusion
That space cadet glow

I've got some bad news for you, sunshine
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel
And they sent us along as a surrogate band
And we're going to find out where you fans really stand

Are there any queers in the theatre tonight?
Get 'em up against the wall (against the wall)
Now that one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me
Get him up against the wall (against the)

That one looks jewish
And that one's a coon
Who let all this riff-raff into the room?

There's one smoking a joint
And another with spots
If I had my way I'd have all of you shot