It's spa day, a day to unwind.
We'll walk on your spine, we'll be kind.

It's spa day, p & f on the scene.
Gonna slather you with mud and make you feel like a queen.
Get you sittin' in a hot tub. (loungin'!)
You're thinkin' this place is a-(stoundin'!)
Hot steam, hot stones, hot water, hot wax.
We're pipin' cool new-age music, can't help but relax!

It's a spa day! (yeah!)
Shiatsu! (gesundheit!)
Thank you very much!
We got a salt scrub, a mud tub!
What's it gonna be?
A foot bath, a facial, aromatherapy.
Yeah, aromatherapy.

It's spa day. (yeah!)
Shiatsu. where ya from?
I'm pennsylvania-dutch.
Sippin' cucumber water and a big slice of lime.
Throw your clock away, you're on p & f time!
It's a spa day!