There's someone, you've got to meet him
An' you see him every day,
His face will look familiar,
But in a most unusual way.

He's norman normal, I said he's norman normal,
You know he's norman normal, he looks a lot like you.

Ev'ry party that norman goes to
You've been there before,
He's got some funny things he might have said
That he forgets until they close the door.

He's norman normal, I said he's norman normal,
You know he's norman normal, he acts a lot like you.

He's a well respected man
He's had his problems but he's left them well behind
The only things he can't handle
Are the hang-ups on his mind.

He's norman normal, I said he's norman normal,
You know he's norman normal, he looks a lot like you.

He looks a lot like jimmy, looks a lot like billy,
Looks a lot like frankie, looks a lot like timmy,