Going down with me cans, gonna get in if I can.
Going down, getting pissed, got my invite, it's my fist.

Meet Simon at the pub, and buy twenty blues.
Stop at the offy, and get some more booze.

Put some Punk on the stereo, turn it up full blast,
if someone complains then hit 'em with a glass.

Piss in the bedroom, be sick down the loo.
Smoke a joint in the kitchen, then drop a load of blues.

Pick up a granny or pick up two,
take 'em to the bedroom but you've gotta queue.

Gonna stay here, gonna crash the night,
if someone complains they're looking for a fight.