When I have you on my mind
I'm always lying on my back
But when we get together
I'm unhappy in the sack
Cause all my desires
And wild anticipation
Seems to wilt away
In continual frustration
Cause if you want to be serviced with a smile
You gotta reciprocate
More than every once in a while
Cause all work and no joy
Means I'll be looking for another boy
Reciprocate, reciprocate
Unless you'd rather go home and masturbate
Reciprocate, reciprocate
At the dinner table
You were vegetarian
But you smiled and said that you became
A carnivore in bed
But the evidence I've seen
Does nothing to support that claim
All the effort's so one-sided
And that's totally lame