You could spend all day on a swing eating a baguette
But why do boring things like that when there's the internet?
Let's go make some videos, hey, hey
Let's go make some videos, hey

You could watch Dirk doing crazy dares, sayin': Here we go (here we go)
He'll do anything you want, just don't try this at home
Or watch Amelia, teaching ya, how to look your best
Makin' over people is her never-ending quest
You could watch (do you have constant foot odor?)
You could watch us make ridiculously funny videos

Like the one with the evil pop-up books that punch you in the nose
Let's go make some videos, hey, hey
Let's go make some videos, hey
And I, I missed it