You’re a crash test dummy if I ever seen one
I know you’re tough little buddy
Please don’t ever give up
You’re a crash test dummy if I ever seen one

If you can't save yourself
That's your loss
It's a long way down from top
When you wreckt
And when you broke your neck
You should be dead
'Cause you fell and split your head
That's called an impact
Every bone was broken and cracked
You got smashed
Now you’re wrapped up in a full body cast

You’re a crash test dummy if I ever seen one
I know you're tough little buddy
Please don’t ever give up
You’re a crash test dummy if I ever seen one
When life gets rough little buddy please don't ever give up
You’re a crash test dummy if I ever seen one

If you can save yourself that's enough
But it's a long way down to climb back up
When you crash
And when you break your back
Your body's taxed
'Cause we all smash just like glass

You’re a crash test dummy if I ever seen one
I know you’re tough little buddy
Please don’t ever give up
You’re a crash test dummy if I ever seen one
When life gets rough little buddy please don't ever give up
You’re a crash test dummy if I ever seen one

Ohh, ohh, ohh
Ohh, ohh, ohh
Ohh, ohh, ohh
Ohh, ohh, ohh
Ohh, ohh, ohh

Ohh, ohh, ohh
Ohh, ohh, ohh
Ohh, ohh, ohh
Ohh, ohh, ohh
Ohh, ohh, ohh

You’re a crash test dummy if I ever seen one
You’re a crash test dummy
You’re a crash test dummy
Driving into a wall