Sit back, matter fact, teasing, toying, turning
Chatting, charming, hissing, paying the crowd
Play that song again, 'nother couple klonopin
Another glance, a half hearted bow

Oh, such grace, oh, such beauty
And lipstick and callous, and fishnets and mallice
Oh, darling, you're a million ways to be cruel
(One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel

I should, I wish I could, maybe if you were I would
A list of standard issue regrets
One last ad-proof
Slouching in the corner booth
Baby it's as good as it gets

Oh, such grace, oh, such beauty
So precious, suspicious and charming and vicious
Oh, darling, you're a million ways
Oh, darling, you're a million ways to be cruel
(One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel

Oh darlin, oh, darlin, you're a million ways
Oh darlin, oh, darlin, you're a million ways
Oh, darlin, oh, darlin, you're a million ways to be
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
(One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)

Oh, darling, you're a million ways to be cruel