Now pluto girls are neat but you know they'll
Eat you up alive
Although they're nice to know when it's a thousand below
It isn't easy to survive
And neptune girls are great for dancing
With a dozen arms and legs
They really hold you tight and they can boogie all night
But it's so hard to kiss three heads

I wish they all could be California girls
I wish they all could be California girls

Now martian girls are really pretty
With complexions bright and green
But nothing can surpass an andromeda lass
I think their pointed heads are keen
And saturn girls are really funny they can
Make you laugh to death
With methane clouds alas combined with hydrogen gas
Why it's a chore to take a breath

I wish they all could be California girls
I wish they all could be California girls

I wish they all could be California girls
I wish they all could be California girls (etc etc)

Girls- girls- girls- girls -I need
Girls -girls- girls- girls - I need (etc etc)

Calif--ornia calif--ornia calif-- ornia
Calif--ornia calif--ornia calif-- ornia