Hoping to Find Something Better
At Least Better Than What Ya Thought
So Many Aisles to Venture Down
So Many Choices You Thought
Then a Man Come Walkin Down the Aisle
With a Smile As Wide As the Rain
But Mom She's Gotta Go Away Again
And I'm Runnin With the Pain

Yah, La La La La
You Ask Yourself Why You Can't Stay Just Five More Minutes Alone
And Walk Away
You Know It, Mom Knows It, So Whatcha Want
She Says, One Toy Today, She Says

Why Only One Or Another Or None At All
How Come Every Time I Trip I Never Fall
Then a Man He Come Walkin Down the Aisle With a Smile As Wide As the Rain
But Mom She Gotta Go Away Again and I'm Runnin With the Pain

Yah La La La La
[2x]
You Ask Yourself Why You Can't Stay Just Five More Minutes Alone
And Walk Away
You Know It, Mom Knows It, So Whatcha Want
She Says, One Toy Today

So Many Aisles to Venture Down
And There's Nothin Lookin Nice
How Come Every Time I Look Once, I Have to Look Twice

But Mom She's Comin Round the Bend
And I'm Buyin Another Toy
And She Said Son Just Come Along With Me
But I'm Runnin With the Boys

Yah La La La
[2x]
You Ask Yourself Why You Can't Stay Just Five More Minutes Alone
And Walk Away
You Know It, Mom Knows It, So Whatcha Want
She Says, One Toy Today, She Says