You spent a small fortune trying to win my hand
Now all I've got to show for is a tiny wedding band
You said you take me anywhere give me anything I want
But ever since we said I do there's so many things you don't

You don't take me dancin' anymore
All I do is waltz the broom across the kitchen floor
If this is the world you promised me it's not the world I want
For ever since we said I do there's so many things you don't

[ guitar - steel ]
All you want it your TV a sixpack and some blue
And you wouldn't miss that baseball game if it pass you in the news
I'd ask you to take the garbage out but I already know you won't
For ever since we said I do there's so many things you don't

You don't take me dancin' anymore...
For ever since we said I do there's so many things you don't