I say don´t drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind the wheel just stop and think
You can take your chances
But there´s so much to lose
Another bumpy road, there´s so much wasted booze

I´m not so worried
'Bout how many I kill
I´m much more concerned 'bout how much beer I spill
-How much beer I spill

I say don´t drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind the wheel just stop and think
35 percent of accidents are caused by pixelated
The other 65 percent are not alcohol related
What does that tell us 'bout the drunk drivers, they seem
To have a better record then the sober team

I´m not so worried
'Bout how many I kill
I´m much more concerned 'bout how much beer I spill
-How much beer I spill