I've got one Jealous Again, again
I got one Killing joke
I got what was bound to happen
What was broken now's been broke
I parted with my Neurosis
but I kept The Lookouts
I got the record player but I didn't get the house

I got one Black Flag Damaged
and one Golden Shower of Hits
I left The Misfits coffin set
but I fuckin' kept The Spits
Now I got "Group Sex" and No Control
I got Suffer and Let's Go
I left Freedom of Choice with The Guilt Show

I knew it was over when I put on Walk Among Us
You grabbed the TV remote control
You put on Survivor and I put on some headphones
and cheated with my first love rock and roll

I took back my Replacements
and grabbed my Etherteen
Bullet, Nihilistics, and the banned God Save the Queen
This wasn't like the Faith/Void
This was a clean split
If I didn't grab my records may all been smashed to bits
Take your Guns N Roses with the Robert Williams cover
and I'll take the Fugazi picture disc
19 or 20 years ago I labeled my slip covers
That was a union I wasn't willing to risk