You've been counting all the days off
Of your calendar for weeks now
You can't wait for Saturday 'cause
That's the night that it all goes down
From 7:45 to 7:48 PM in particular
'Cause that is when I will give you what you need

Three minutes of ecstasy several nights a month
You just tell me baby if that is too much
When my stuff is in your stuff
Our souls become entwined
For 180 seconds
My sex has blown your mind

(Oh my god you're so welcome.)

Go ahead and call all your girlfriends
And give them the details of how it went down... Uhh!
I know you can't wait, to brag to all of them
About how I took your ass to Wangtown
I'll get my captain's hat, put on my floaties
And we'll set for sexy seas, for at least

Three minutes of ecstasy
Any more and this house would burn
That's why I don't last longer
Your safety is my main concern
If you haven't finished
Well baby that's just fine

You know that I'm here for you
Oh shit, look at the time

(I have to go to the pudding store, for pudding. Adieu)

1 one thousand, 2 one thousand
3 one thousand, 4 one thousand
5 one thousand, 6 one thousand
7 one thousand, 8 one thousand

9 one thousand, 10 one thousand
11 one thousand, 12 one thousand
13 one thousand, 14 one thousand
15 one thousand, 16 one thousand

Maybe it's starting to sink in
Just how long three minutes really is
Let's skip to the end
179 one thousand, 180 one thousand hu-ahh!
(snore)
Gah!

Three minutes of ecstasy
Several nights a month
But not more than four times a month
That would be ridiculous

I'm sure I left you happy
But in case that's not enough
Here's a copy of my headshot
And a drawing of my nuts
A drawing of my nuts
A drawing of my nuts