I am the toughest fucking ninja
That you've ever seen
I killed a king
And changed the course of european history

But that's all in the past
I am changing fast
I'm switching up my stance

'Cause I just wanna
I just wanna dance!

Look at me I'm dancing!
Son of a bitch I'm dancing!
Watch me go!
Watch me go!

I've banged a thousand hotter girls
Than the hottest girl you've ever seen
I'll ninja-thrust and take you to orgasmic places
You have never been

But I don't want romance
Or any dalliance
So button up your pants

'Cause I just wanna
I just wanna dance!

You gotta believe I'm dancing
Jesus the christ I'm dancing!
You now believe in God!