Ready? Here we go!
Hey! Hey buddy!
Guess what
Got a fun message for you, hey dude!
Listen up!
This is important
And it's from you know who! Me!

First you take a G then an O then an F
Then you're gonna need a U and a C-K-Y-our-self (you!)

G-O-F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-R-S-elf

That's an awful lot of letters, gee I wonder what it spells

G-O-F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-R-S-elf

Wishing you and all your family some good and happy health? (No!)
Did you get the message, have you cracked the code?
Do you know which self you ought to fuck
And where you have to go (that's right!)
I'm pretty sure you get it
A big smart guy like you
The time is drawing nearer so you know just what to do! (Woo-hoo!)

Okay everyone
Here we go
Are you all ready?
Let's hear it!
Go fuck yourself!

Go fuck yourself