Well, you jangle into town,
With a knife strapped to your knee,
But, when your friend, he comes home
You always run to him.
And he says that I'm stupid,
But, does he really know?
And if I'm so broken,
How come you took me home?

So many things that we could have done,
But I fell into your tears.
And the coat she gave, she gave to me,
It just falls across the chair.
And someday I'll wake up
And buy a new pair of shoes,
I never said that I'd break your heart,
But it was easy to do.

Well, all the things we never said
Are now all that I recall,
And I'll pretend I never knew you,
Pretend I never touched you at all.

Oh, I'll pretend I never knew you,
Pretend I never touched you at all.
I'll pretend I never kissed you,
Pretend I never saw you at all.

Oh, I'll pretend I never knew you,
Pretend I never touched you at all.
I'll pretend I never kissed you,
Pretend I never saw you at all.

Oh, I'll pretend I never knew you,
Pretend I never touched you at all.
I'll pretend I never kissed you,
Pretend I never saw you at all