Let's get this funeral party started right here
We're gonna conjure up a little fun
You know you can't trust, can't trust anyone

These days are numbered
Singin' five, four, three, two, one
So pack your bags you're leaving now
Honey, just believe it you're done
Done, done, done, done

Lay her down to rest
In your blood-soaked party dress
Say goodnight to all your guests
Darling, now forgive but not forget

Here's to all your lies
Say your last goodbyes
Honey, don't act so surprised
Don't you realize that
Tonight's the night that you die

Heartbreaks are your profession
Now you're not keeping my attention
Six feet just won't do
We'll have to dig a little deeper just for you

Well, I've got your number
And the countdown's just begun
(Five, four, three, two, one)
We're settling the score
So leave your body at the door
'Cause you're done, done, done, done, done

Lay her down to rest
In your blood-soaked party dress
Say goodnight to all your guests
Darling, now forgive but not forget

Here's to all your lies
Say your last goodbyes
Honey, don't act so surprised
Don't you realize that
Tonight's the night that you die

It's your funeral party, ladies and gentlemen
So let's have some fun
Kill, kill, kill!
Kill, kill, kill
You gonna die

I've got your number
Singing five four three two one

Lay her down to rest
In your blood-soaked party dress
Say goodnight to all your guests
Darling, now forgive but not forget

Here's to all your lies
Say your last goodbyes
Honey, don't act so surprised
Don't you realize that
Tonight's the night that you die

Yes, you!