Chow mein and bowling
Twinkies and champagne
Moon over McDonald's
Frozen pizza in the rain
In the rain

Dancing in the dump truck
Dining with the dog
Laughing in the bathtub
With a ducky and a frog

Stake me to an anthill
Shoot me to the moon
Without you I am no one
Like a burger with no bun
Like a burger with no bun
I can't go on

On the spot we first met
Flowers grow today
Where's that little toxic waste dump
Where two children used to play
Used to play

Meat and diet cola
Duck a la butane
Refried beans and rare wines
Like they give you on a plane

Oh, take away my game shows
Make me watch the news
Without you I am no one
Like a gumball with no gum
Like a slumlord with no slum
I can't go on (he can't go on)
I can't go on (he can't go on)
I can't go on (and on)
I can't go on (he can't go on)
I really can't go on (he can't go on)
I can't go on (on)
I can't go on (he can't go on)
I really can't go on