Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a six star
At hotel Cabana, a world full of drama
Interior designed by Dolce & Gabbana
Hotel Cabana, where you check out
'Fore you check in to our beds
And I guess you'll write their checks out without checking
Double rooms of Hammertin, masquerades of mannequins
Discounts for kids now and anyone who hasn't sinned
Yea, but beware of the piranhas
And surveillance from the cameras
While you're wearing your Havanas in

Hotel Cabana, where the sleepless kids live
Dancing with fire, look what yout money did
Confetti on their heads, stranger in my bed
Cabana
Hotel Cabana, where the curious go
Jump in the sauna where the bad habits grow
Oh oh dancing on the edge
Hope it never ends in Cabana

Let me take you on a journey through these eternal corridors
Polished floors, no third, no seventh or eleventh floor
Founded and built up on a premise of a clever thought
Witnessing experience of something unforgettable
Hotel Cabana, Jose, Hosanna
There are cloaks and daggers
There are snakes and ladders yeah
Lost souls roaming round like night owls
So make sure the doors are locked
Before you turn the lights out