Master of evil, squid of darkness
Octopus of inferno and hell
Dead you lie sleeping, in eternal siesta
Counting two Tera-sheep
When death dies thy time shall be
To unleash upon us plankton and death
So hear the voice of your colf summoning thee
Waiting for the call of Cthulhu!

Blllw blllw blllw bllw! Aaaahhhhh!
Blllw blllw blllw bllw! Aaaahhhhh!
Blllw blllw blllw bllw! Aaaahhhhh!
Blllw blllw blllw bllw! Aaaahhhhh!

Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala
Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala
Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala
Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala

Cthulhu the ancient, bringer of bills
Lord of Telekom Rl'yeh
Appear in your subscribers dreams
Advertising tariffs of pain and convenience
Send the world your death SMS
Forwarding animated doomsday gifs
When thy kingdom rises once again
Hire us first in the mighty call center of Cthulhu!

Blllw blllw blllw bllw! Aaaahhhhh!
Blllw blllw blllw bllw! Aaaahhhhh!
Blllw blllw blllw bllw! Aaaahhhhh!
Blllw blllw blllw bllw! Aaaahhhhh!

Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala
Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala
Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala
Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala