Give her milk
Milk and cookies
Give her everything
Even cooties

That girl's insane
Surprised she even knows my name
Since the day we met,
That girl's got no brain
Wha-a-whoa-oh-oh

There was something strange
Something strange about her
She never spoke a word
Or moved a muscle

That girl's insane
Surprised she even knows my name
Since the day we met,
That girl's got no brain
Wha-a-whoa-oh-oh
That girl's got no brain
Wha-a-whoa-oh-oh
That girl's got no brain

I'd browse to make up words
Right about now
Haven't decided
What they'll be

I got this problem
And I don't know why
She's got no brains
And she left me for another guy

That girl's insane
Surprised she even knows my name
Since the day we met,
That girl's got no brain
Wha-a-whoa-oh-oh
That girl's got no brain
Wha-a-whoa-oh-oh
That girl's got no brain
Wha-a-whoa-oh-oh