Oh my god, I'm horny! Oh my god, I'm horny!
Oh my god, I'm horny! Oh my god, I'm horny!
Oh my god, I'm horny! Oh my god, I'm horny!

You've got me horny, in the morning
And you're not even home
I tried to call you but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the internet but it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it with a oh oh oh

Why must it take so long
So I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby
And I can't wait for you
For the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

Chorus:
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

I search from town to town but I can't find my bedroom groove
I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City, someone said they saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from Nowhere land that looked like you
I will keep searching on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm sing this song for you

Chorus:
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

Oh my god, I'm horny! Oh my god, I'm horny!
Oh my god, I'm horny! Oh my god, I'm horny!
Oh my god, I'm horny! Oh my god, I'm horny!
Oh my god, I'm horny! Oh my god

Why must it take so long
So I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby
And I can't wait for you
For the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

Chorus:
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

I'm horny, horny, horny tonight