Sittin' in the classroom thinkin' it's a drag
Listening to the teacher rap just ain't my bag
When two bells ring you know it's my cue
I'm gonna meet the boys on floor number two

Smokin' in the boys room
Smokin' in the boys room
Nah teacher, don't you fill me up with your rule
'Cause everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school

Checkin' out the hall makin' sure the coast is clear
Lookin' in the stalls, nah, there ain't nobody here
My buddies Sixx, Mick and Tom
To get caught would surely be the death of us all

Smokin' in the boys room
Smokin' in the boys room
Nah teacher, don't you fill me up with your rule
'Cause everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
Hey, can I be excused?

Well, put me to work in the school book store
Check-out counter and I got bored
Teacher was lookin' for me all around
Two hours later you know where I was found

Smokin' in the boys room
I tell you I was smokin' in the boys room
Nah, nah, nah teacher, don't you fill me up with your rule
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school

Everybody!

Smokin' in the boys room
Smokin' in the boys room
I tell you I was smokin' in the boys room
Smokin' in the boys room
Hey teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school

One more!

Smokin' in the boys room
Smokin' in the boys room
Teacher, I ain't fooling around with your rule
'Cause everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school