She got an alligator bag
Top hat to match
Dressed in black on black
She got a Philipino girlie
She claims is her friend
I tell you, boys, you just gotta laugh

Now, I used to call her Cindy
She changed her name to Sin
I guess that's the name of her game
Well, I really used to love her
But then she discovered
It's got to be a sexual thing

Now, all around the world
Girls will be girls
It's the same ol', same ol' situation
It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain
I say: No, no, no
No, no, no

Introduced me to her lover
In a cellophane dress
Then they bid me a sweet farewell
Last time I saw them
They were kissing so softly
To the sound of wedding bells

Well, all around the world
Girls will be girls
It's the same ol', same ol' situation
It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain
It's the same ol', same ol' situation (every day)
It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain
I say: No, no, no
No, no, no
Alright!

It's the same ol', same ol' situation
It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain
Girl, it's the same ol', same ol' situation
It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain

You know it's just that
All around the world
Girls will be girls
It's the same ol', same ol' situation
It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain
I tell ya, girl, it's the same ol', same ol' situation
It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain