Did you get the job and
Did they use your song?
Did you find somewhere nice to call your home?
Look after yourself
Good health is wealth
And now we say
Words that we never believed we’d say

The monsters of Pig Alley say
Why don’t you give it a rest and come back home?
We’re drab and we moan
But we’re all your own and we love you

Did you meet the starmakers and legbreakers?
And what difference is there between the two?
And what would you do
If the dream came true?
And now we say
Words that we never believed we’d say

The monsters of Pig Alley say
Why don’t you pack it in and come back home?
We’re not sophisticated
We are overweight and dated
But we love you
We love you

Now the phone goes unanswered in your room
When you’ve tasted fame nothing else will do
Body found on open ground
And now we say
Words that we never believed we’d say

The monsters of Pig Alley say
Why don’t you pack it in and come back home?
The higher you climb, the less you find