I tried to keep my soul alive
Playing Mortal Kombat on the Megadrive
Da da dum, da dum, da dum

I patched my lust with Nicorette
Went surfing down the Internet
Da da dum, da dum, da dum

But still I need you here tonight
Let's make love by satellite
Da da da, da da, da da

By high speed uplink, error free
Be my Virtual Valerie
Da da dum, da dum, da dum

Da da da, -a -a, -a -a

You were always something physical
Something violent and visceral
Da da dum, da dum, da dum

I will specify you line by line
Make a virtual girl to your design
Da da dum, da dum, da dum

I miss you more than I can bear
But loneliness won't take me there
Da da da, da da, da da

By high speed uplink, error free
Be my Virtual Valerie
Da da dum, da dum, da dum

Let me hold on to this memory
Because I need you here with me
Be my Virtual Valerie