I used to sleep in the branches, I used to slither in the grass
I can't believe how long I've wanted to be livin' in the past
You said you're related to ancient kings or ancient tsars
Why don't you build a time machine and show em' you've fallen just so far?

Look how far we haven't come
Oh my God, we're so fucking dumb
Look how far we haven't come
Oh my God, we're so stupid dumb

An object inanimate, layered deep in the Earth's crust
They pulled me out, then they chiseled me into someone else's bust

Look how far we haven't come
Oh my God, we're so fucking dumb
Look how far we haven't come
Oh my God, we're so fucking dumb