You wrote me a song
But you don't really play that well
The lyrics was bad
And you sing like hell

You gave me a kiss
But I can honestly say that I don't really like your breath
And you moved your tongue
Too bloody fast

Hmm..
But you see that..
Eeh..

I'm so poor won't you lend me some money

You gave me a flower
Well I don't really like flowers
They look quite nice
But I'm allergic to them

You picked me up with your car
And I said honey that was very kind of you
But I've got
Other better things to do